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Facilities

Postby Brave Sir Robbo » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:01 pm

Being new to all this salty business, I generally no idea what's going on, what day it is, where I am, what my mother's maiden name is, or even what facilities there are at the venue that SaltLAN 28 is being held at.

Are there showers ?
Is there a microwave ?
Do we have enough Sybians to go around ?
Is there a local supermarket that sells shit ?
Is there a local supermarket that sells foods other than shit ?
Can we drink our own alcohols in the venue ?

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Re: Facilities

Postby Houlden » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:03 pm

Brave Sir Robbo wrote:Is there a microwave ?


Boy are you in for a treat.

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Yeeeeeeeee, there are showers I believe, there is a Tesco only a small drive away (I'll be offering lifts, in exchange for rides on the Sybian), there is a Spar a small walk's away that will no doubt sell shit, but not great shit, and yes, alcohol can be consumed on an almighty level.
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Re: Facilities

Postby Brave Sir Robbo » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:08 pm

Houlden wrote:
Brave Sir Robbo wrote:Is there a microwave ?


Boy are you in for a treat.


Unsure whether this means that the facilities are akin to that of some flint and wood, or of the world's most deadly and laserific of microwave ovens

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Re: Facilities

Postby Jani » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:10 pm

Brave Sir Robbo wrote:Being new to all this salty business, I generally no idea what's going on, what day it is, where I am, what my mother's maiden name is, or even what facilities there are at the venue that SaltLAN 28 is being held at.

Are there showers ?
Is there a microwave ?
Do we have enough Sybians to go around ?
Is there a local supermarket that sells shit ?
Is there a local supermarket that sells foods other than shit ?
Can we drink our own alcohols in the venue ?


No
Very much so
Yes, Jefford will distribute these from his personal collection upon arrival
Yes
Yes
Yes

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Re: Facilities

Postby Brave Sir Robbo » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:21 pm

Jani wrote:Yes, Jefford will distribute these from his personal collection upon arrival
Yes
Yes
Yes


I wonder whether it was intentional that "Yes, yes, yes" followed the mention of Sybians...

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Re: Facilities

Postby Merson » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:37 pm

The microwave is a bit weak so you will have to double the cooking times given on the packaging.

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Re: Facilities

Postby Houlden » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:45 pm

Follow Merson's advice if you fancy creating the Sol system's second star.
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Re: Facilities

Postby Brave Sir Robbo » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:28 pm

Houlden wrote:Follow Merson's advice if you fancy creating the Sol system's second star.


Challenge accepted ?

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Re: Facilities

Postby Neomancer » Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:00 pm

Brave Sir Robbo wrote:Are there showers ? NO
Is there a microwave ? HELL YES
Do we have enough Sybians to go around ?
Is there a local supermarket that sells shit ? YES
Is there a local supermarket that sells foods other than shit ? YES
Can we drink our own alcohols in the venue ? YES - but subject to a staff tax if we like it. ;)

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Re: Facilities

Postby Merson » Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:08 pm

Neomancer wrote:
Brave Sir Robbo wrote:Are there showers ? Only of the Golden variety
Is there a microwave ? HELL YES
Do we have enough Sybians to go around ?
Is there a local supermarket that sells shit ? YES
Is there a local supermarket that sells foods other than shit ? YES
Can we drink our own alcohols in the venue ? YES - but subject to a staff tax if we like it. ;)

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