Room for my full rig?

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Room for my full rig?

Postby legmog » Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:36 am

Due to my setup, I'm going to need 30ft+ of table which can support 500 pounds of weight for my triple Elephant setup. Is this ok?

Why do I need 3 Elephants? Because you haven't experienced gaming untill you have played games whilst having 3 Elephants by your side! 3 Elephants makes multitasking very easy, as well as running multiple apps.

If you think bringing 3 Elephants along is not needed... then why did DFI bring out LAN PARTY motherboards, that glow under fluorescent lights? To make peeps at LAN's go..."WOW look at his ELEPHANTS!"

Here's a picture of me at a past LAN with my triple Elephant Rig, so you can see first hand the intensive gaming thrill it gives :wink:

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Re: Room for my full rig?

Postby Wishy » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:43 am

Unfortunately westlan allows only a single elephant per guest, while its obvious to all the benefits of a 3 elephant setup and we of course bow down to your awesomeness for being able to afford a 3ele setup, if e erybody takes a full setup we will run out of room, power and branches for elephants to snack on. Hope you understand.

We also require a 500 pound dung deposit, as when we have had elephants in the past the staff have been left to clear up the mess. This also allows us to cover against damages like one of your elephants putting its tusk through the halls picture of the queen
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Re: Room for my full rig?

Postby Merson » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:49 am

That's why goose never comes any more. Triple whale setups are also banned for life!

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Re: Room for my full rig?

Postby Guardsmon » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:15 am

:lol:

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Re: Room for my full rig?

Postby Neomancer » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:16 am

i have a few concerns about your elephant.. the one on the left has no feet?!

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Re: Room for my full rig?

Postby Merson » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:20 am

Looks like he's been under clocked...

I'll get my coat.

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Re: Room for my full rig?

Postby Jani » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:25 am

legmog wrote:Image


Well it appears you're running 2x 24" and 1x17", at least it's not 3x 30" :D

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Re: Room for my full rig?

Postby ShaneC » Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:52 pm

lol, Twat, that's the worst photoshop I've seen but nice one :)

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Re: Room for my full rig?

Postby iMess » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:47 pm

Jani wrote:
legmog wrote:Image


Well it appears you're running 2x 24" and 1x17", at least it's not 3x 30" :D


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Re: Room for my full rig?

Postby Crafty » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:25 am

the poor photo shop reminds me of this:

http://www.27bslash6.com/massanutten.html
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Re: Room for my full rig?

Postby xconspirisist » Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:02 am

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Re: Room for my full rig?

Postby Crafty » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:39 pm

if his head is to scale then you look much taller now jefford...

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dd8890 wrote:i have payed useing paypal it say's on it i have payed on the 5 nov £22.93 buy y is it on westlan saying that i am unpay

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Re: Room for my full rig?

Postby Gooseman » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:08 am

What have i been missing, must be a couple of months since i checked these forums!

Merson wrote:That's why goose never comes any more. Triple whale setups are also banned for life!


That just sums it up nicely, now ill see you lot next lan maybe!

(ps im 3 stone heavier than emma now)

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Re: Room for my full rig?

Postby opus » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:42 pm

so you're now 63 stone?!

jesus!

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Re: Room for my full rig?

Postby Gooseman » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:06 am

no 17 and half stone. i remember when i was coming to lans when i was 11 stone


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