Chavs of lol

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Chavs of lol

Postby Merson » Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:31 am

Quite simply funny as fuck. :P

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[Team Whale] Merson :  chavs r us at the door
[Team 1] xconspirisist :  lol ya
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  lol
neomancer :  kill them with fire
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  we should rape them
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  that'd teach em
*DEAD* [Team Whale] Merson :  rape lay
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  in the face
*DEAD* [Team 1] strafe_right :  rofl
[teamfour]Cake! :  STARE AT THE DOOR
neomancer :  kill them with fire
[Team 1] xconspirisist :  lol
neomancer :  kill them with fire
neomancer :  they are plotting to kill the precious things
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  kill them with intelligents.
*DEAD* [TeamWhail]Crafty :  yeah close the door....
*DEAD* [Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  nice
*DEAD* [Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  or touch them near the ass
*DEAD* [Team Whale] Merson :  wheres that green laser pen when you need it
*DEAD* [Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  they smell nice
*DEAD* neomancer :  burn their eyes out
*DEAD* [Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  coloné
*DEAD* [TeamWhail]Crafty :  we require fire
*DEAD* neomancer :  lots of it
*DEAD* [TeamWhail]Crafty :  and arrows
neomancer :  and spears
neomancer :  hunt them like animals
[Team Whale] Merson :  molatov
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  they must have prompt card for basic conversation
*DEAD* [TeamWhail]Crafty :  lol
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  from cereal packets
*DEAD* [TAG] SUPREME BADGER :  lol
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  or ciggarete cards
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  faggots
*DEAD* [TeamWhail]Crafty :  hi my name is cheerios
*DEAD* [teamfour]Cake! :  are theytalking to you?
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  i bet thier mums dressed them
*DEAD* [Team 1] xconspirisist :  heh, I love how they're creepign round the door
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  and we casn all laugh at the m
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  and they have no idea#
*DEAD* [TAG] SUPREME BADGER :  lol
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  hahahahha
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  fucking gays
*DEAD* [teamfour]Cake! :  on three
*DEAD* [teamfour]Cake! :  laugh at them
*DEAD* [teamfour]Cake! :  please
*DEAD* [Team 1] xconspirisist :  go
*DEAD* [teamfour]Cake! :  2
*DEAD* [TAG] SUPREME BADGER :  lol
*DEAD* [teamfour]Cake! :  5
*DEAD* [teamfour]Cake! :  3
*DEAD* [teamfour]Cake! :  THREE
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  i bet the y love www.madgayporn.com
*DEAD* [TAG] SUPREME BADGER :  lol
*DEAD* [Team 1] th!ngy^ :  urm
*DEAD* [Team 1] xconspirisist :  1
*DEAD* [Team 1] xconspirisist :  2
*DEAD* [Team 1] xconspirisist :  3
*DEAD* [Team 1] th!ngy^ :  you kinda spoiled that
*DEAD* [TAG] SUPREME BADGER :  6
*DEAD* [Team 1] Tomuk5 :  10^6
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  do you think the dude with the hat is the giver or the taker
*DEAD* [teamfour]Cake! :  SEVEN
*DEAD* [Team Whale] Merson :  both
*DEAD* [Team 1] th!ngy^ :  at the same time
*DEAD* [TeamWhail]Crafty :  only on sundays
*DEAD* [Team 1] xconspirisist :  4^2
*DEAD* [Team 1] th!ngy^ :  nono every day
*DEAD* [Team 1] Tomuk5 :  daisy chaining>?
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  i think the little one is the daddy
*SPEC* Opus :  absolutely the giver, but he's polite enough to offer a reacharound
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  you can se eit in his eyes
[Team Whale] Merson :  lol
[teamfour]Cake! :  he wants it
TeamWhale Ben :  lol
[teamfour]Cake! :  from jeff
[TAG] SUPREME BADGER :  lol
[teamfour]Cake! :  hard
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  i bet he dyes his pubes
[teamfour]Cake! :  i think i heard him saying if gooseman was here
[Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  if he has any
TeamWhale Ben :  rubbing his spinal cord
[Team Whale] Merson :  send in the whale
[teamfour]Cake! :  i can see the tear in his eyes
*DEAD* [Team 1] Tomuk5 :  sperm wales?
*DEAD* [Team Whale] Merson :  graham norton whales
*DEAD* [teamfour]Cake! :  m8 fuken well good pc m8
*DEAD* [Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  he;s sexy
*DEAD* [teamfour]Cake! :  dat 1s got phemnom
*DEAD* [Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  the one with the hat
*DEAD* [TAG] SUPREME BADGER :  lol
*DEAD* [Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  nice eyes
*DEAD* [Team 1] Tomuk5 :  im too sexy for my nova?
*DEAD* [Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  got a good look
*SPEC* Opus :  he's got a pretty mouth
*DEAD* [Team 1] th!ngy^ :  i get the lolls
*SPEC* Opus :  there's more
*SPEC* Opus :  the crowd is growing
*DEAD* [teamfour]Cake! :  I want a bb gun
*DEAD* [Team 1] th!ngy^ :  i nearly brought mine
*DEAD* [Team Whale] Merson :  should of
*DEAD* [TeamWhail]Crafty :  paintball gun
*DEAD* [teamfour]Cake! :  shoot them all
*SPEC* Opus :  Someone alerted the horde
*DEAD* [Team 1] Tomuk5 :  paintball with chavs :)
*DEAD* [Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  i want my paintball gun
*DEAD* [teamfour]Cake! :  TANK
*DEAD* [Team 1] Smelly Llama™ :  26bps
*DEAD* [TeamWhail]Crafty :  witch?
*DEAD* [Team Whale] Merson :  2500HP obv
*SPEC* Opus :  BOOOOOOMER
TeamWhale Ben :  we win
*DEAD* [teamfour]Cake! :  its a tank with 23hp left
[teamfour]Cake! :  offer them some tea
[teamfour]Cake! :  and crumpets
[Team 1] th!ngy^ :  can not cake?
[Team 1] ๖ۣۜRacorac :  or some hot cock
[Team Whale] Merson :  operation nova fuck
[teamfour]Cake! :  can we assualt them yet?
[teamfour]Cake! :  please?

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Re: Chavs of lol

Postby Neomancer » Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:59 am

oh my.

i'll pretend i did't see this one.

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Re: Chavs of lol

Postby Smelly Llama » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:17 am

oh man that was a really good laugh, if only more people were in one game there could have been some synchronize pointing and laughing!

Brilliant job in keeping the logs! :D

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Re: Chavs of lol

Postby Jani » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:31 pm

WTF was with the random kids coming in?

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Re: Chavs of lol

Postby Neomancer » Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:05 pm

Jani wrote:WTF was with the random kids coming in?


i dunno. but i ejected them :)

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Re: Chavs of lol

Postby iMess » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:23 pm

Neomancer wrote:
Jani wrote:WTF was with the random kids coming in?


i dunno. but i erected them :)


*Fixed.
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Re: Chavs of lol

Postby Neomancer » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:06 pm

iMess wrote:
Neomancer wrote:
Jani wrote:WTF was with the random kids coming in?


i dunno. but i erected them :)


*Fixed.


i was expected ejaculated tbh!

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Re: Chavs of lol

Postby Jani » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:28 pm

Neomancer wrote:
Jani wrote:WTF was with the random kids coming in?


i dunno. but i ejected them :)


They stood there and watched our lot getting owned in CSS for a few minutes. I was like, WTF are these little cunts doing here? I assumed they were kids of someone who was attending. Then Neo came over, "what are you doing?" "watching" "well, it's a private event...so FUCK OFF" :D

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Re: Chavs of lol

Postby Neomancer » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:50 pm

Jani wrote:
Neomancer wrote:
Jani wrote:WTF was with the random kids coming in?


i dunno. but i ejected them :)


They stood there and watched our lot getting owned in CSS for a few minutes. I was like, WTF are these little cunts doing here? I assumed they were kids of someone who was attending. Then Neo came over, "what are you doing?" "watching" "well, it's a private event...so FUCK OFF" :D



i did't swear at them. i was good.

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Re: Chavs of lol

Postby xconspirisist » Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:55 am

I was impressed with the manner in which Neo handled it.

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Re: Chavs of lol

Postby iMess » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:46 am

Next time, strap them to Goose/Jani/Excal/Smelly Llama with gaffer tape and demand £25 entrance fee.
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Re: Chavs of lol

Postby Gooseman » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:42 pm

wont be at the next lan so pick someone else

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Re: Chavs of lol

Postby iMess » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:49 pm

Gooseman wrote:wont be at the next lan so pick someone else


Sorry, next time i put other forum names in the same sense and immediately after yours i'll make sure i put a "delete as applicable" just so you understand.
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Re: Chavs of lol

Postby Gooseman » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:51 pm

tbh, you forgot a name on that list, should have added jefford to it!

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Re: Chavs of lol

Postby Neomancer » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:57 pm

Gooseman wrote:tbh, you forgot a name on that list, should have added jefford to it!


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