Infinite Pasties???

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Infinite Pasties???

Postby The Sam » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:28 pm

Don't mean to be cheeky, but tomuk5, if there is a way for you to get infinite pasties (like a couple of LANs back) that would be awesome. :P:P:P
I loved it, every single 1-minute trip of it.
I loved it so much in fact, that I want to itemise it for all here.

Here is the beautiful process in BASIC/pseudocode:

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10 GOTO kitchen
20 Get pastie
30 Microwave Pasty (30 seconds, swish!)
40 DING! Lovely pasty.
50 WAIT 30 Minutes
60 GOTO 10


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Postby tomuk5 » Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:15 pm

:roll: oh alright then :P

what does everyone want?

3 x box limit as usual, as any more than this, it never gets eaten and any less its gone in 5 seconds flat :P

im assuming youl want:

1x Original Cornish Pasty
1x Cheese and Onion Slice/Pasty (whichever is availible)
1x ?
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Postby no friends » Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:20 pm

Something spicy? The chicken ones are nice :D
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Postby iMess » Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:22 pm

Sausage rolls ftw!
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Postby ez64 » Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:34 pm

cornish pasty will be win for us londoners!
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Postby Neomancer » Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:36 pm

cake!

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Postby room101 » Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:39 pm

Anything with bacon in..... :lol:

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Postby Wishy » Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:42 pm

Do ginsters do a flying saucer pasty?
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Postby xconspirisist » Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:43 pm

hah :)

+quotes archive entry.

Cheese & Onion slices as per the norm get my vote.

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Postby tomuk5 » Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:43 pm

so...

1x spicy chicken slices
1x cheese n onion slices/pasty (whatever is availible)
1x sausage/ploughmans rolls (ploughmans has got a bit of pickle and cheese in aswell as the meat)

sound good?

(btw on subject of cake, its possible i have seen cake/ sweet stuff in there before as it comes from our sister company up the road who make cadbury's desserts etc, though it is rare and i cant promise)
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Postby JimmE » Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:43 pm

Your first two suggestions sound good.

What about somethign different, like the Steak pies if they have any?

(read: if not for the general pool - can I buy some from you if they've got any in the shop that week?)

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Postby tomuk5 » Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:44 pm

the other reason i limit to 3 boxes is that i cant get any more in my car im afraid :(
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Postby Techfreak-SSM » Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:00 pm

steak pie!! ftw
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Postby Gooseman » Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:05 pm

tomuk5 wrote:the other reason i limit to 3 boxes is that i cant get any more in my car im afraid :(


do you not have anymore space now you got a new car? also you could split them, half a box in a bag, and keep the other half at home!

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Re: Infinite Pasties???

Postby Neomancer » Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:23 pm

The Sam wrote:Here is the beautiful process in BASIC/pseudocode:

Code: Select all

10 GOTO kitchen
20 Get pastie
30 Microwave Pasty (30 seconds, swish!)
40 DING! Lovely pasty.
50 WAIT 30 Minutes
60 GOTO 10



tbh mate.. 30seconds? do you want a dry.. radioactive husk? :P


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