First SaltLAN that I won't be attending. :(

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First SaltLAN that I won't be attending. :(

Postby xconspirisist » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:03 pm

Unfortunately, I won't be attending SaltLAN 10. That also means that Althamon and The Sam won't be able to attend.

It's the first SaltLAN out of 9 that I won't attend unfortunately, but sometimes family has to come first. I've got my sisters 18th birthday party on the Friday and my mums graduation on the Saturday morning. Driving down just for one night is just too far, considering I'd also have to get an early night on Saturday in order to drive back on Sunday. Missing one lan so far isn't damn bad, not many people (excluding staff) have been to all the SaltLANs consecutively. :)

Have a great lan, and I will be there for SaltLAN 11.

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Postby Wishy » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:12 pm

We expect flying saucers delvered to the hall by courier in your absense ;)

Tis fair enough mate, you've been very regular ;)
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Postby iMess » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:02 pm

Sam's bear is being held at ransom.

Also, means i'll have to kick your's and althlamon's ass over Hamachi ;)

EDIT: Shinylan instead?
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Postby The Sam » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:50 pm

I can only say fair enough to you James.
For sake of humour though, I just have to point out a random finding of my trawling weslan's threads for it's history. A nice little thread titled I would kill before I miss a Saltlan.

Unfortunatly this means xcon may very well kill someone, so watch out peeps :)

iMess wrote:Sam's bear is being held at ransom.
I had one of the biggest d'oh moments (read: ohnosecond) in the car thinking "crap! RTFMBEAR!!111one!".
I've already spoken to neil/neon about it, but for thread's sake: State your demands :)

Take care of RTFMBear, he had a good time practicing at least 5 ellicit "positions". He doesn't eat cheese.
Oh, and if you skip reading manuals when he's around, just remember that whatever you shield yourself with, make sure its at least 5 inches thick and composed of something like steel :P

They say absense makes the heart grow fonder, it seems that our paths won't cross again until August (SL11).

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Postby opus » Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:57 pm

burn the fucking bear, I can't stand to read another inane post about a stuffed toy.

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Postby mikethegreek » Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:09 pm

The Sam wrote:
State your demands :)


simple, make xcon come to SaltLAN 10
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Postby iMess » Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:42 pm

I know the demands.. i was standing next to neil :P

So that's a tub of saucers each and hiring a truck to haul xcons ass up here, to sit next to goose for a whole 14hrs. :D
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Postby Althamon » Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:40 am

iMess wrote:sit next to goose for a whole 14hrs. :D


are you looking to make him more clinically insane than he already is?
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Postby Gooseman » Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:47 am

hey, tomuk5 can sit next to me for the whole lan, and not feel insane, i think fb could more than cope!

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Postby Neomancer » Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:53 am

tom.. i got the bulk deal on that prozac...

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Postby The Sam » Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:55 am

Only if he wants his, and only his fingerprints on his (like so many others) shiny and big £600 24" Dell.

Seriously, did you mistake his Dell for a touch screen too?
I use the word "mistake" out of fear of bad choice, because you did it again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again.

Girl At Bus Stop: Dum dee dum, iamz waiting for teh busses
Goose: Oh, Hi. uragirllol. You have the time?
Girl: Yes, its quater past fi...wha? Get your hands out of my pants!
Goose: Sorry, thought it was a touch screen, we have them at work you see.
Girl: *slaps* Yes well I'm NOT CURRYS.CO.UK, nor am I a shop front.


A passing trend in my stories is that everyone or at least someone speaks like a hacker reborn.
All that "i/we amz", etc. Just thought it'd be funny.

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Postby xconspirisist » Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:55 am

Girl At Bus Stop: Dum dee dum, iamz waiting for teh busses
Goose: Oh, Hi. uragirllol. You have the time?
Girl: Yes, its quater past fi...wha? Get your hands out of my pants!
Goose: Sorry, thought it was a touch screen, we have them at work you see.
Girl: *slaps* Yes well I'm NOT CURRYS.CO.UK, nor am I a shop front.


ROTFL! :mrgreen:

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Postby tomuk5 » Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:49 am

second monitor bought to lan to place distance between me and goose, althou for some reason goose while im watching telly or playing games with my headphones on - I CANT HEAR YOU SO DONT EVEN TRY.

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Postby Gooseman » Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:03 am

xconspirisist wrote:
Girl At Bus Stop: Dum dee dum, iamz waiting for teh busses
Goose: Oh, Hi. uragirllol. You have the time?
Girl: Yes, its quater past fi...wha? Get your hands out of my pants!
Goose: Sorry, thought it was a touch screen, we have them at work you see.
Girl: *slaps* Yes well I'm NOT CURRYS.CO.UK, nor am I a shop front.


ROTFL! :mrgreen:


i second that, quite funny, wont ever happen though

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Postby Althamon » Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:37 am

The Sam wrote:Girl At Bus Stop: Dum dee dum, iamz waiting for teh busses
Goose: Oh, Hi. uragirllol. You have the time?
Girl: Yes, its quater past fi...wha? Get your hands out of my pants!
Goose: Sorry, thought it was a touch screen, we have them at work you see.
Girl: *slaps* Yes well I'm NOT CURRYS.CO.UK, nor am I a shop front.



nice one sam,
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